SONIC BOOM FAST RAP
onic the Hedgehog runs fast so I made a song about him that is fast.
See what I did there? It all ties together! Like the shoelaces of someone who’s had their shoelaces tied together!
See what I did there? I made a joke! Like the fictional novelty toy company Acme!
See what I did there? I referenced something that’s not actually real! Like half the edits on Wikipedia!
See what I did there?I took a jab! Like a child being vaccinated against its parents’ wishes!
See what I did there? I made a dig in a controversial manner! Like Fred West!
See what I did there? I set my sights on Gloucester, and then put my foot in it! Like Doctor Foster!
See what I did there? I relied on a nursery rhyme to make my point! Like 2Chainz!
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Thanks to CarbonArk for the production chops.
