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  1. KingAlphyn says:

    Okay, I think I’ve got this one. I’m using only the tanks present in World of Tanks, some of which are partially fictional or never got off of paper in real life.

    You’re no OBJECT
    Though you claim you’re HEAVYweight like Tyson
    NASHORN now let me change your mind
    BISON go away because I say so
    KE HO and stay in focus

    or you’ll face a plague of LOCUSTS
    CRUSADER over your terrain til you’re run over
    LORRAINE is soaking us
    making progress slow as a TORTOISE
    time to… dangerous waters so call a PRIEST

    It’s actually urgent observe the PATTON emerging
    and learn the lesson kaiser franz FERDINAND didn’t learn
    I’m a HELLCAT
    A mashup of a PANTHER
    And Samuel L JACKSON in shaft

    With a BIRCH GUN, I’m the real deal though not just a nice actor
    TYPE cast to plough up the ground
    LEICHTRAKTOR
    I’m a TIGER
    You’re a MAUS

    All up in my GRILLE so if you don’t wanna be killed then you best get out
    I drive a WESPE, you drive a Vespe (both mean wasp, incidentally)
    When I tell you to be my VALENTINE you reply yessir
    I’ll bet you can’t even invent a pun for HETZER
    Well nor can I… I’m absolutely SHERMAN

    I’m CHURCHILL
    meets CROMWELL
    With a dash of WOLVERINE
    Smash and pulverize you into smithereens jaunty LEE
    CHI NU

    Keep a CHI RI demeanor
    Follow the COVENANT
    I am a LEOPARD
    You’re a CHI TO
    Without the CUNNINGHAM

    HUMMEL lullabye
    Put out your LIGHTs
    You’re out of LUCHS son
    You’re an alpha PROTOTYPE
    I’ve got more RAM II, use it to ram you

    You DICKERMAX ed out what my contraption can do
    you’re STUART little,
    I’m bigger I’m better I MARDER II
    You’re CRUISER for a bruising
    SPORT (explanation at bottom)

    My team are BISHOPS
    Yours are weedy VICKERS
    I’m a COMBAT CARdinal
    CONQUEROR
    COMET

    Aw Bleh SU peed your knickers

    That comes out to 51… So either one of these wasn’t meant to be a pun (Heavy, maybe? Or else “SPORT” was a bonus reference to the T-62 SPORT or the CHAFFEE SPORT, which were both introduced for a limited time for special-event game modes (soccer and racing respectively).?

    Credentials: I’ve been playing WoT for 3 years, running a clan for 2.5 of those years. I’m up to 31,000 battles played, just so you understand how much of a loser I am. 😉

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