Author: Dan

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Skyrim: The Bard’s Secret

SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. I found a magical portal in my wardrobe but it didn’t take me to fucking Narnia, it burped me out in the Bard’s College in Solitude in some freezing...

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Pitch Invasion

This song is about a deranged amateur rugby player who travels to America to ruin some college football games… This song is about a deranged amateur rugby player who travels to America to ruin...

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Xylo-PWNT

My recording studio is out of action at the moment so I decided to take it back to basics and buy a xylophone from a toy shop. Here are the results. It’s not as...

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Fuck Guinan.

Fuck Guinan, she comes out with new age spiritualistic cod-mystical shit or alternatively is actually psychic; either way she’s either a deluded fool, a cynical liar or far too powerful to be trusted. Look...

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Dawnguard

I checked my Twitter feed earlier and HOLY HELL PETE HINES HAS JUST PUBLISHED A LINK TO THE DAWNGUARD TRAILER! 12 hours later and I proudly present my latest opus: I checked my Twitter...

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League of Legends rap

League of Legends is a team-based RTS game which I’ve been playing a lot lately. I was contacted by one of the game’s voice actors, Adam Harrington, who wanted me to help him with...

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Thanks for sharing

During the campaign to get “Sharing Is Caring” into the charts, I said that I’d record a song featuring the names of everybody who bought all ten copies and mailed me a picture to...