A film called “Batmen” would obliterate the box office.

Keanu Reeves as Stoically Sad Batman
Johnny Depp as Slightly Camp Mysterious Batman
Daniel Craig as Sophisticated But Tough Batman
Harrison Ford as Quietly Cocky Batman
Robert Downey Jr as Slightly Less Quietly Cocky Batman
Will Smith as The First Black Batman
Tom Hanks as Wholesome Next Door Dad Batman
William Shatner as Captain James T. “Shatman” Batman
Bill Murray as Bill Murray Batman
Heath Ledger as Fuck It, Why Not, It’s Not Happening Anyway Batman

and Adam West as…. BATMAN

did I miss anyone?

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