Category: Past blog entries

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Over-encumbered

Today, I received three mysterious packages with “Bethesda” printed on them. Here is what happened when I opened them: Today, I received three mysterious packages with “Bethesda” printed on them. Here is what happened...

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BORDERLANDS 2 RAP

I’m losing it, man. Last night I tried some new bath salts and started watching the Borderlands 2 trailer. The next thing I remember is waking up this morning to find the following video...

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Knick Knack

Make sure you watch both versions of Pixar’s 1989 short “Knick Knack” because for some reason they remade it in 2003 and gave the woman in it smaller breasts to make it more family...

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Pardon Peter Sunde

WHAT? America pressuring Sweden to pursue someone it wants to punish? No, it’s not Julian Assange. There’s someone else that Sweden wants to lock away under pressure from the USA, and that is Peter...

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Iron Man Mode

Computer games are getting too easy these days. Here is my proposed solution. Computer games are getting too easy these days. Here is my proposed solution.

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Teardrops verse

I made this for a rap competition last year. My chosen topic was about how binge drinking affects Britain’s youth. It didn’t win, and being as I won’t be doing anything else with it...

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Love letter to George Watsky

I wrote a musical lover letter to one of my favourite musicians, George Watsky. If you like my work you’ll enjoy his… Get it on iTunes: http://bit.ly/N75Nel I wrote a musical lover letter to...