If STAR WARS was real… these would be the credits.
It is a period of global turmoil. Jihadi rebels, striking from the shadows, wreak havoc across the desert lands of Mesopotamia.
Under the command of the autocratic Putin, Russian Federation fighters carry out co-ordinated strikes on rebel strongholds.
Elsewhere, there is diplomatic unrest within the American empire. Tensions swell between rival factions under the sway of the rambunctious tycoon Trump and the veteran former senator Clinton.
Shaken by the rebel operative Edward Snowden’s revelation of secret plans for the PRISM super-surveillance system, the empire’s domestic security forces become ever more oppressive.
The challenge of expanding humanity’s borders has thus fallen to space traders and merchants. Spearheaded by Elon Musk and his SpaceX corporation, Falcon rocket vehicles propel mankind ever closer to Earth’s neighbouring planet, Mars…
LEGAL: THIS IS A PARODY YO. QUITE OBVIOUSLY SO.